40 Good Reasons Not to Have Children?

Are you kidding me? 40 good reasons not to have children. That's the title of a new book by Corinne Maier. Here are the 40 "good" reasons:

• The "desire for children": A silly idea
• Labour is torture
• You avoid becoming a walking pacifier
• You keep having fun
• Rat race plus rugrats: No thanks!
• You keep your friends
• You won't have to use the idiot language when talking to kids
• Open the nursery, close the bedroom
• Kids are the death of desire
• Kids are the death knell of the couple
• To be or to do: Don't decide
• "The child is sort of vicious, innately cruel dwarf" (Michael Houellebecq)
• Kids are conformists
• Kids are a treasure, and will cost you one
• Kids are unbiased allies of capitalism
• A brain teaser: How to keep kids busy
• The parent's worst nightmares
• Don't be fooled by the "ideal child" illusion
• Your kid will always disappoint you
• The horror of becoming a merdeuf
• Parent above all? No, thank you
• Keep the experts at bay
• The family: a horror
• Don't revert to childhood
• It takes real courage to keep saying, "Me first"
• Kids signal the end of your youthful dreams
• You can't stop yourself from wanting your kids to be happy
• You can't get away from your kids
• Get used to it: School is a boot camp
• "Raise" a child...but toward what?
• Avoid benevolent neutrality like the plague
• Parenthood is a sad, sweet song
• Motherhood is a trap for women
• Motherhood or success: Pick one
• When the child appears, the father disappears
• Today's child is the perfect child: Welcome to the best of all possible worlds
• Danger, child ahead
• Why wear yourself out for a future that doesn't include you?
• There are too many children in the world
• Reject the ten absurd commandments of the "good" parent

I might be bias, but I think the title should be changed to 40 Selfish Reasons Not to Have Children. What do you think?